That's right, it's me, lovable professional Montreal-based freelance game programmer Massimo Gauthier.

My company was on the brink of collapse and I had laid off my top designer but then Massimo burst into my office and he had fixed the glitches in a day that those other guys couldn't fix in a week so I put him in charge on the spot and it was totally a "real gamer" moment. The project still failed due to an unrelated darkest hour moment but Massimo was great he really got my employees to believe in themselves, and maybe, just maybe, they taught him a little something too. Probably some generic lesson about friendship or coming out of your shell or respecting people or something.

Massimo's a pretty trustworthy guy. Definitely not someone who would write a recommendation for themselves using a VPN to game a poorly thought out algorithm.